By Steve Martin
Lacey Yeager is younger, desirable, and impressive sufficient to take the NYC paintings international by way of typhoon. Groomed at Sotheby's and hungry to maintain hiking the social and profession ladders placed sooner than her, Lacey charms women and men, young and old, wealthy or even richer together with her magnetic air of secrecy and liveliness. Her ascension to the top ranges of town parallel the hovering heights--and, from time to time, the darkish lows--of the artwork international and the rustic from the overdue Nineteen Nineties via this present day.
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An Object of Beauty: A Novel by Steve Martin