Download e-book for iPad: Aim Low: Quit Often, Expect the Worst, and Other Good Advice by Dave Dunseath

By Dave Dunseath

ISBN-10: 1418554030

ISBN-13: 9781418554033

Imagine place of work house is the best motion picture ever? Worship on the toes of Jon Stewart? are looking to learn a humor booklet that's really humorous? goal Low is for you.

Funny, cynical, good written, snarky, name it what you want–but there are literally thousands of those who will determine with the message in target Low. writer Dave Dunseath says objective Low is if you happen to have been invited to life's tremendous dinner party and ended up operating on the drive–thru. a superb present ebook and a first–rate humor booklet, objective Low additionally deals such pearls–okay, morsels–okay, crumbs of wisdom–as:

-Hope is a crutch. Crutches are just sturdy for buying issues: impressive parking on the mall and sympathy dates with sizzling chicks. in a different way, they are going to simply gradual you down.

-You can't be a failure in case you have no wish of winning.

-Whoever stated not anything is straightforward hasn't ever attempted quitting.

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