By Michael Farquhar
Following at the heels of his nationwide bestseller A Treasury of Royal Scandals, Michael Farquhar turns his cognizance to issues a bit toward domestic with A Treasury of significant American Scandals. From the sad family members relationships of admired american citizens to the feuds, smear campaigns, duels, and notorious intercourse scandals that experience punctuated our background, we see our founding fathers and different American heroes during their all-too-human occasions. Ineffectual presidents, lazy generals, traitors; treacherous fathers, nagging moms, ungrateful little ones, embarrassing siblings; and tales approximately madness, dying, and irritating postmortems are all the following, as are unpleasant marriages, vile conduct, and, in fact, intercourse: reliable intercourse, undesirable intercourse, and good-bad intercourse too. we will be able to take convenience within the undeniable fact that we're no worse and no higher than our forebears. yet we do have greater media assurance. Bonus academic material:
• a short heritage of the us, together with scandals!
• the yank corridor of disgrace!
• an entire directory of presidential administrations!
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A Treasury of Great American Scandals: Tantalizing True Tales of Historic Misbehavior by the Founding Fathers and Others Who Let Freedom Swing by Michael Farquhar